I swear to god, this version of the song is really rad.
I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.
to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
So in my basic drawing class we are learning to draw facial features and I couldnt help myself to draw eyes on all the lips
me: goes to see someones blog
me: actually u kno what nvm
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
where is the lie
those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck